Sunday, 06 July 2008
After being seriously over-exposed to Curious George and the admonitions to "Be a good little monkey," I am starting to think that he probably isn't a monkey. For starters, he doesn't have a tail. Isn't that the key distinction between apes and monkeys? Also, isn't he rather large for a monkey? I think he might be a chimpanzee, but in the illustrations and TV show, he's brown, not black.
So, is Curious George really a monkey? Can you identify what species of monkey or ape he might be?
I have a child who is nearly 3 and I clearly have been getting too much George on TV, books, and the computer.
newVideoPlayer("/bulldogs_fuck_yeah.flv", 494, 278,"");
Sure, the English may have invented the national founding document, parliamentary democracy, the bicameral legislature and baited their bears to extinction with bulldogs. But who taught those bulldogs how to ride skateboards? Yanks from California. We just took one of the ten best fireworks displays from IAC's Vimeo and used Apple's genius Final Cut Pro to luma-key the footage over clips of skateboarding bulldogs found with Google search on YouTube. The audio quality isn't as good as it could be, but at least we're having more fun than evil foreigners — if not the olds.
Filed under: Digital Cameras, HDTV
Engadget HD managed to acquire one of JVC's Everio HD40 camcorders -- you know, that HD shooter with 120GB of onboard storage. If you're interested in seeing it get unboxed and manhandled (along with comparison shots with Samsung's delightful SC-HMX20C), click on over and enjoy. For those wanting some serious impressions, keep a check on this space -- we'll be forming some opinions and penning a review here shortly.Read | Permalink | Email this | CommentsFiled under: HDTV, Home Entertainment
Buried under predictions that 2012 will bring dominance for Blu-ray over DVD and breaking news that the PS3 just may have had a hand in winning the format war the Entertainment Merchant's Association 2008 Annual Report on the Home Entertainment Industry holds survey results showing 87% of PS3 owners reported they watch Blu-ray movies on their console. That's a stark contrast to last year's NPD survey indicating 60% of owners didn't even know it played them. We don't know what's behind the jump, be it better marketing/consumer education, or something wrong with how one the surveys were conducted. You can mull that one over during the fast money round while also peeping results that say 22% of HDTV owners think they're watching HD programming, but in fact are not -- not like we haven't heard that before.[Via PS3 Fanboy]Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
With the recent announcement by OpenNews.ru we got a chance to look at the browser market in Russia.
Firefox is just breaking the 20% mark there which means up 5% during recent 5 months (15% in the end of January).
The other good news is that the modern browsers are up by 11% and especially Firefox 3 is really received well with over 6% of the market in less than 2 weeks from the release!
In other countries in the region, Firefox 3 is also getting good grades from the users. In Poland over 5% of the Internet users have switched and in Hungary it’s almost 6%!
What’s interesting in those number is where the users came from. So in case of Poland, Firefox 3 raised 4% in two weeks, 2.9% came from former Firefox 2 users, 0.7% from IE6 users and 0.3% from IE7 users!
In all countries of the CEE region that we track, we can see from 4 to 6% of the market taken by Firefox 3 users in such a short time after the release. The response is amazing and it’s the best prove that the work of Mozilla project matters. Congratulations to MozillaRu, Aviary.pl, Magyar Mozilla Project and all of you who contributed to this achievment!
p.s. Just to compare, it took Firefox 1.0 over 10 months to get 6% of the market share in Russia, it took Firefox 2.0 over 5 months to break 6%, and it took Firefox 3.0 around two weeks.
Filed under: Handsets, LG, GSM, EDGE, HSDPA, UMTS
It's easy for some of the mid-range riff raff to get buried by the headliners at trade shows, and that's exactly what happened with a pair of LG sliders at CommunicAsia this year that still deserve just a little bit of attention. The KT520 is arguably the more attractive of the two, featuring HSDPA, QVGA display, and a 3 megapixel autofocus cam. The KF390, meanwhile, doesn't put a heck of a lot of effort into being pretty or powerful -- but the basic model does feature a handful of disappearing touch-sensitive buttons (a little tribute to the Chocolate, we guess) and a 2 megapixel cam.[Thanks, Craig]Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
1 PM: It’s showtime!
Finally getting a chance to really walk the show. One of the first companies I checked out was Dasso, which makes bamboo flooring, veneers, panels—and this intriguing prototype chair, “cushioned” with bamboo fibers. The booth design itself was also a great demonstration of the material’s variety and expressiveness, as well as its chameleonlike nature, capable of shifting from spongy to supple to superstrong.
Saturday, 05 July 2008
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[More:]We are very cruel people.
Okay, so I've been doing a mix of performance poetry, stand-up, compering and music for over two years now, and I've reached the stage when I realise that this is something that I want to 'do', and want to do well. I love it, and find it a really satisfying challenge, but until recently I've always had the mental get-out that I'm just 'dabbling'. Now, my gigging schedule has increased to a level where I can't dig my toe in the carpet and hide behind new boy status anymore.
Basically, I'd like ways of remaining stoical whilst still learning from my mistakes in the face of bad gigs, po-faced audiences and general incompetence. What are good strategies for maintaining my self-confidence without closing off that all important negative feedback?
I understand intellectually that gigging can be a bit like being in an unhealthy relationship - sometimes the audience heap praise on you, sometimes they're cold and aloof, sometimes they're downright hostile. It'd be nice if there was a way to take it less personally while still maintaining a serious, professional focus on improving rapport. My schadenfreude wouldn't say no to a few 'the time I died on stage' anecdotes, either, if you think communal shame might help.
I am a Mac user and have no experience dealing with computer viruses, so please pardon any stupid statements I might make here. My mother's computer was recently infected with a whole slew of viruses, because my brother the PC user gave her anti-spyware software but completely neglected to make sure she had any virus protection. I used Defender Pro (don't know if that was a good choice, but it and McAfee were all that was available at 10 PM at Wal-Mart in my hometown) to get rid of almost all of the viruses. However, two infected files and their subfiles still remain - mtewdh.dll and tdffdl.dll. Google tells me that these files host viruses that steal online gaming passwords. My mother doesn't online game, so it's not an issue, but should I be more worried about them and be more proactive about getting rid of them? If so, what on earth do I do? Or should I assume that Defender Pro will update its antivirus definitions at some point and will get rid of them? unfortunately, I am not PC savvy enough to have any clue about what to do here. I've found this explanation for how to get rid of one, but I'm nervous about screwing something up.
I've got the adapter that lets me use a regular phone with skype. It's fine, but it requires my full size computer running all the time to use it. That stinks. I could pickup one of the linksys standalone skype phones, but they're like $150+ and they're one trick ponies. Is there something easier?
I've got a MotoQ, which doesn't do Wifi and we're a good year out of 3G wireless speeds in this here podunk town. I'm a long way away from being out of contract, so a phone upgrade is going to be expeeeeeensive. (I think I could get an HTC for like $220 right now...)
I thought about something like an EEEpc, but that's still kinda large. I'd sorta like to be able to carry it with me, although it's not required.
What about a pocketpc? Are there any cheapish ones that you like that can run skype AND wifi?
I've got the Q, so I don't really really need the PDA, but it seems like if I'm paying the money I might as well have the functionality. I could, I suppose, drop the data plan from the Q and save my employer $25/month, as my workplace and home are wi-fi'd, although lots of places aren't and I needs my emails.
So tell me how I can most effectively make use of my subscription! Homebrews and hacks are welcome.
We hold these Truths to be self-evident: Wikipedia's Tyranny of the Mob sucks. Every time I run an item about Jimmy Wales, my page gets hacked. So what about Jason Calacanis's pursuit of happiness over at Mahalo? Former Uncov blogger and army of one Ted Dziuba has posted a step-by-step pictorial guide to practicing your First Amendment rights using the search index' new open editorial system. Try this on Wikipedia, and someone from the armed and unregulated Militia of Truth will likely kill your edits on sight. But on Mahalo, only Calacanis' paid mercenaries will bother to fix pages. At $10 an hour, there's no way they'll be able to keep up. Let Freedom ring!

Via Planetalinux.mx, I read this post by César Espino refering to Wordle.
Quoting from Wordle's main page:
Wordle is a toy for generating “word clouds” from text that you provide. The clouds give greater prominence to words that appear more frequently in the source text. You can tweak your clouds with different fonts, layouts, and color schemes. The images you create with Wordle are yours to use however you like. You can print them out, or save them to the Wordle gallery to share with your friends.
I could not resist it. I even went to a computer with a Java runtime installed.
The application is very nice and usable, although its startup time is frankly irritating (specially as there is no feedback on why it's not loading). Anyway, the results are quite beautiful!
After a grand total delay of: too long, I’ve finally unveiled Michaelbox.net.[1] I like it, but of course there are areas that aren’t quite so pretty and could use work, and they will get worked on, hopefully faster and sooner than it took for me to even launch anything. This isn’t a call or request for critiques, but if you see something that just bothers you, feel free to leave a note and I’ll look into it.
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- What? Use M12, bozon should pass through.
- We all will be fucked this Monday!

Good night. Actually I'm as a former physicist can say, that at least two out of four killing theories are really stupid, but nevertheless its interesting! Comments (0)
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I've looked at previous thyroid questions before but couldn't find any that answered my specific questions... and I know, YANMD. I'll be seeing a doctor next week - but then, I've also seen about 3 doctors this year, with varying results.
I was diagnosed with CFS at the beginning of this year. As a teenager, I went through a period of subclinical hypothyroidism for about a year or so. During the past two years (I'm in my early twenties now), I started experiencing some symptoms of hypothyroidism, the more persistent symptoms being coldness and numbness in extremities, fatigue, dry skin, low blood pressure, hair loss, cold intolerance, constipation, increased sleepiness, inability to concentrate/focus and depression. About 3 months ago, I got my TSH and free T4 tested - which turned out to be 5.082 mIU/L and 14.48 pmol/L respectively. Six and a half weeks after that test, I had another thyroid test done: my TSH was 2.21 mIU/L, free T4 was 18.65 pmol/L and T3 (which hadn't been tested previously) was 1.32 nmol/L.
I had no treatment between the tests (the tests were administered by different doctors), and to my memory, did not make any changes to my diet or the supplements (vitamins and minerals) I was taking. For each test, the doctor administering the test pronounced me healthy and said I had no thyroid problems.
Up until now, I've figured my symptoms were/are just part of the CFS. But I was just looking at the test results again and wondering why my TSH and free T4 seem to fluctuate quite a bit (?) within 6.5 weeks when I didn't really make any changes to my diet or lifestyle, let alone take any hormone supplements. Is this normal? Am I overthinking this?
First off, let me say I ABHOR dogs. I can't stand them. Everytime I see one, I think "nasty, poop eaters".
I didn't write that to put 90% of the population off your dogloving mood. I do have a point to it.
Even though I do not like dogs, I do have a heart: for real, I do.
I have friends who are a newlywed couple. We all live in our own respective apartments in NYC (read: small). I don't know whats up with them, but even though they had been living together for more than a year, they decided to get a dog after they got married. Great. F'in great.
It was all fine and dandy, till I got calls every so often saying "Jimmy needs to be walked...can you take him out? He hasn't been out since 5 in the morning, and we're going to come home at 8pm". Dang. I have no choice (unless I want this animal to suffer), so I walk the dog.
I do this on a pretty regular basis now. I STILL hate dogs, but I don't have an option; the dog did NOTHING wrong. Why should I let it suffer.
Its about a 40-60 lb dog, and its young, like almost 2 years old. I have no idea what breed, but its pretty big and I get chicks AND DUDES left and right coming over to pet the dog because they love it. Weird ass dog-lovers.
Anyways...so I'm on permanent dog duty because I live close by, and they work TONS. I'm talking TONS. One is away from the house for about 14 hours of the day, and the other is WAY MORE into their work.
They stopped asking me to walk their dog a few months ago, and I figured "oh cool, dog problem all solved". I figured they worked out their work schedule so they wouldnt have to worry about leaving the dog alone so damn much. Didn't give it another thought.
So last week, I got another call, and of course, I obliged. I came into their apartment, and DAMN!!!!!
Dog food spread out everywhere (naughty, dog), pee stains on the carpet, 4 big chunks of fresh poo on the carpet, TONS of poo stains on the carpet all over the place. This has ALL been done in the course of the last few months when they stopped asking me to walk the dog.
THEY JUST NEGLECTED IT!!!
I talked to them about this saying "Say...a LOT of people have come up to me offering to buy the dog for $2,000 on the spot(yeah, crazy but true). They seem like they can REALLY care for it, and maybe it would be best for Jimmy." They responded with "Well...we spend time with the dog on weekends...unless we go away". They go away 3 out of every 4 damn weekend. I am on dog duty then too.
I HATE dogs...but I find myself going over to their apartment every chance I get to change its water (GROSS), fill its bowl up with food, and give it a snack for walking without dragging me all over the place. I HATE dogs, but I feel so sad for this dog, I can't help but be nice to it.
Its behavior has also changed DRASTICALLY. Before, I used to have to open the door very quietly, and come in so that it wouldn't come to the door and try to maul me to get out. Now, its scared. When I come in, it cowers a little...and is scared. After I make the "hey jimmy jimmy" sounds, it finally comes, but god damn its attitude has changed. When I leave, I hear it crying or something. ITS THE SADDEST THING EVER...and I HATE DOGS!!!
I hate dogs, I just cant stand animals suffering.
What can I do? This dog needs care, the owners aren't caring for it. Talking to them is USELESS. They TOTALLY avoid the issue like NOBODY'S BUSINESS! Upon confrontation, they TOTALLY switch subjects. Its really messed up.
Few quick details:
1. The building that they live in allows dogs up to 25 lbs ONLY. This dog is WAYYYY over limite. They could get evicted if that happens.
2. Also, I didn't mention how it continues to need medicine since it gets "sick" so often...which they do NOT administer as directed.
3. I'm pretty damn confrontational. I confronted them about it, and they REFUSE to do anything. They just see it as a "yeah, its sad that we aren't home to take care of jimmy more often...speaking of, we're gonna go skiing this weekend, can you take it out for a walk?"
4. There is NO talking to them. I feel I have to report them, or have their dog taken away or something. They will do nothing.
5. I know a few other people who have dogs in seemingly small apartments. Those dogs, are cared for, loved, and HAPPY. I know the difference between a happy dog...and a dog that is being neglected to the point of abuse.
WHAT SHOULD I DO, doglovers???
Oh, I have to be totally anonymous here because well...they're my friends, and I feel like a narc. I don't even know who I could narc to that would do something.
My sister and I have shared a home on and off for several years. She was at the top of her game for a long time, but has always been very volatile, with hairpin-turn mood swings and anxiety problems. This past winter she went into a tailspin; she broke up with a boyfriend who had been a constant disappointment, and that same week got fired from her job. Neither situation was black/white, but she immediately fabricated a mentality that allowed her to blame herself for all of it.
Since then she has had severe anxiety attacks, deep depressions, lost several more jobs, put on about ten pounds, and spends almost all her free time sleeping, smoking pot in her room, and watching movies. She's flat-broke most of the time, thanks to the job bouncing, and turns down invitations from almost everyone who offers. It's been 7 months of this.
This week I moved into a new place by myself, which resulted in days of crying jags from sis-- because of how much she will miss my cats. She called everyone we know to cry about losing them. I got a lot of embarrassing phone calls from concerned friends, wondering if she was okay.
I've tried to get her to seek treatment during a few substance-related nadirs, but no dice. She sees professional counseling as something she'll simply never be able to afford, and doesn't really listen to advice that says otherwise. She's on an antidepressant (Paxil, I think?) but I don't know how that interacts with alcohol and weed. I've been pretty supportive, so I don't think she has any idea how freaked out I am by her at this point.
I know it's impossible to diagnose her, but looking at descriptions of Borderline Personality Disorder, I am pretty astonished at the similarities. Looking at this list of symptoms, she is seriously afflicted with practically all of them:
* Manipulativeness
* Suicidal threats or gestures, and self-harming acts
* Impulsiveness, jumping into relationships quickly, and without knowing the other person
* Promiscuous sexual behavior
* Drug and alcohol abuse
* Eating disorders
* Unstable relationships
* Sensitivity to the reactions of others
* Tendency to idealize or devalue other people
* Fear of abandonment
* Shifting moods and emotional outbursts
* Engaging in reckless behavior
* Unstable self-image
* Strong dependency on others
* Paranoia and other delusional thinking
Almost everything I read about BPD reminds me of her. I think she's gotten so used to being miserable that she doesn't even remember what normal feels like; normally something changes by now and she gets moving in a new direction. I'm worried, and I don't know what to do to help her. I'm the only family member geographically close enough to see how serious this has gotten-- she's VERY good at only calling our parents when her outlook is temporarily brighter.
I've kept my suspicions about the seriousness of this to myself. But when I try to point things out to her, she just makes jokes or changes the subject. However, whenever disaster strikes (and it strikes several times a week) she calls me in tears wondering what to do. Now that I'm out of the house, I'd like to be a little more honest about how worried-- and often offended-- I am by her behavior.
I know that substance abuse programs say that a person has to fall far enough and land hard enough to decide to make changes on their own, and I'm prepared to allow her to do that. How do I deal with her in the interim? She's a lovely person who I adore, and who looks to me for support (despite never taking my advice). I've bailed her out so many times, financially and otherwise, but now I'm wary and fatigued. I'd like to know what I can or ought to do to help her take treatment options seriously and handle disasters in the interim.
I am currently conducting research to understand the landscape of independent filmmaking, and where solutions / hacks exist for filmmakers in dealing with the problems.
From Global Voices:
On Wednesday, Iranian members of parliament voted to discuss a draft bill that seeks to “toughen punishment for disturbing mental security in society.” The text of the bill would add, “establishing websites and weblogs promoting corruption, prostitution and apostasy,” to the list of crimes punishable by death.
Hoo boy, I can hardly wait for Michael Moore's take on this one. (Photo by AP/Saman Aghvami)
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Faithful readers will know I am not even close to finished exploiting my painful job experiences at the Chuck E. Cheese in the Bergen Mall for Gizmodo fodder. God I hate that place. When I was growing up, the cooler place to be with way better pizza and far better games was ShowBiz Pizza. ShowBiz also had another advantage: this terrifying but captivating animitronic musical band called Rocka-fire Explosion, which is the subject of this documentary. I am watching it, and lighting a candle in remembrance. And Fuck Chuck E. Cheese. [Youtube via BoingBoing's David P.]
How do you celebrate July 4th like a true Gizmodian? If you answered "waking up on the 5th with a severe hangover and sparkler burns where the sun don't shine," you'd be correct! Oh, that, and visiting our July 4th tag.
Filed under: Misc. Gadgets

Update: So it appears that this group is all together, and we're about to talk to their "spokesman." We're not ruling out the possibility of this being some kind of stunt, but we should know more very soon.
[Via GearDiary]
Continue reading iPhone 3G lines start at the Apple Cube... one week early
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Microsoft has announced interesting new security features that will be in Internet Explorer 8 Beta 2. They are following other browsers such as Firefox on some issues, and taking bold new steps on others.
IE8 Security Part I: DEP/NX Memory Protection IE8 Security Part II: ActiveX Improvements IE8 Security Part III: SmartScreen® Filter IE8 Security Part IV: The XSS Filter IE8 Security Part V: Comprehensive ProtectionFirefox users are already filing bugs asking for us to match some of these features.
Every now and then I find some piece of code in the Mozilla code base that makes me go WTF? Today, I found out about the moz-icon scheme. Try this URL in Firefox:
moz-icon://.js?size=128
Of course it's no secret, other than not being documented, but I found an interesting use via css. Sometimes I'm the last one to know about something.
Finally got around to implementing smooth movement for OpenGLContext. Instead of just "jumping" a given distance on each press of the key, the default movement manager will now smoothly interpolate to the position (same for orientations). Code is pretty straightforward, the only tricky thing was getting holding down the key to make the motion faster.
Under the covers I'm using a pair of timers to handle the interpolation. Each time a key-press event is received the timer is restarted to interpolate between the current position and the target position. Problem was that the timers would start a frame behind, and by the time they were firing the next key-press event would be firing as well.
Result was that the cycle-fractions produced for the first frame of the animation would be about 1/2 of the time that was intended (since the key-press processing occurs between frames). Since a new keyboard event would come in that frame too, the timer would get reset all over again. Result was that pressing and holding the key would slow down the motion by about 1/2 compared with pressing discretely.
To get around that, I compress the natural fraction from the timer by 1/2 and shift it 1/2 forward. Result is that the viewer jumps forward 1/2 of the distance, then slowly adjusts into the final position if they press the key once. If they kept the key pressed, however, they tend to move forward at about 1/2 of the step distance per frame. Only real downside is that speed is once again affected by frame-rate, rather than being entirely simulation-driven. Still, it looks reasonably good and feels natural.
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Outside for days now. The sounds of snapbangs and explosions.[More:] Searching "boom" gets you underwhelming and random results.
Fireworks!
July should just be explosion month.
Go blow something up.
Put your big bangs here.
...Finally, many years after his death, the last piece of paper bearing his signature is burned. Now the last trace of his life is gone. Sorry I can't give more detail. Probably read this in about 1980, and that's all that stuck. Thanks for your help!






